Eric Thames says he never got a call for the Home Run Derby

Eric Thames provided some fireworks for the Brewers offense on the 4th of July, hitting his 22nd and 23rd home runs of the season in a 6-2 win.

“They had an off day yesterday, the third in a week or so after going 20 games without a break. Kipnis spent the last one with Lonnie Chisenhall — his best friend on the team and a guy he calls, with or without baseball, a friend for life — in Chisenhall’s backyard with his two kids. “I’m Uncle Jason,” he says while noshing on a corndog, which would be unremarkable except he’s eating it with a fork and knife despite the dish’s built-in utensil.”

It’s pure insanity, flagrantly shunning the stick that is literally cooked into the product and is working hard to make it your snacking experience as easy and utensil-free as possible. That stick has a job, which was just carelessly outsourced to a fork and a knife who probably don’t need the extra work right now. The stick economy is rough — popsicles, corndogs, kebobs, and that’s pretty much it — and if people just go around eating corndogs with forks and knives without a care in the world how will sticks support their families?

If there were a lot of messy toppings, simply angle the corndog in a manner where the toppings don’t slide off. Nothing in the fictitious Articles of Eating Corndogs Properly says that you absolutely must eat a corndog in a perfectly vertical position. This isn’t rocket science, just Wholesale NFL Jerseys Cheap tilt that thing horizontally and have a lot of napkins handy for backup. Anything Raiders Cheap Jerseys is better than bringing utensils into the equation.

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